I looked up “one divided by zero” in the dictionary.

It was undefined.

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Mushroom walks into a bar..

Bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.” Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”

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“Back in the day…” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well.”

“But today…” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras.”

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In which country do sheep fall from the sky?

Bahrain

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What do you say to your sister when she’s crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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I used to be in a band called, “Missing Cat.”

You probably saw our posters…

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Just finished reading the fifth book…

…in the "learning to count" trilogy.

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My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up…

So guess who's not allowed in my tree-house now!

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Mime artist jailed for battering another mime artist in London…

The suspect tried to run away, but got caught in an imaginary oncoming wind.

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What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?

Torontosaurus Rex.

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