I once saw a wacky magician bring a small chicken back from the dead…

It was a little ex-hen trick…

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What did Western Digital say after they drove across the state of New York?

That was a solid state drive.

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Why did the motivational speaker find moisture drying chemicals so frustrating?

Because so far, it's been all failure trying to turn a desiccant into a desic-can.

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Apparently the fingerprint scanner on the iPhone can be unlocked by a cat’s paw…

I was wondering how they managed to upload all those videos onto YouTube.

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What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

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I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him…

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds.

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A genie came out of a lamp, but he would only grant one wish: I had to choose between perfect memory or a million bucks.

I put all the money in the safe, but now I can't remember the combination.

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What’s black and white and red all over?

My essay when it’s returned.

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What is the best part about living in Switzerland?

I dont know, but the flag is a big plus.

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