Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away…

…from Ireland?

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

A lion wouldn’t drive drunk…

But a Tiger Wood!

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

John Lennon really liked his new haircut.

In fact, he liked it so much, he wrote a song about it. Love Me Do.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

What is finding Dory’s favourite desert?

Affagato…

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

I can’t seem to find the controller for the tv.

But I know it's in a remote location. ;)

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Don’t you hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

No text found

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

What’s big and green and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you you?

… a pool table

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Why did the robot marry his fiancée?

He couldn’t resistor.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Why did the injured footballer buy a big bag of salt after he blew out his knee?

Because he needed NaCl.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Why was the epidemiologist so concerned about the news that a peacock was seen flying away from the zoo?

Because the Asian Bird Flew!

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

The Biggest and Best Collection of Funny Jokes on the Internet