What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!

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If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho… Alaska!

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If you struggle cutting cake…

Is it still a piece of cake?

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Cheap shoes…

…are a woman's arch enemy.

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My new girlfriend works at the zoo…

I think she's a keeper…

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I bought my friend an elephant for his room…

He said, "Thanks."

I said, "Don't mention it…"

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I bought a greyhound today and my wife asked me, “Are you going to race him?”

"Of course not." I replied. "He's faster than me."

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I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill…

These are the darkest days of my life…

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What will be the first thing Trump will say when he leaves office?

I'm innocent!

in other news;

experts predict that in the next five years the phrase "I'm innocent" will overtake "i promise" as the most common lie politicians repeat.

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The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous…

…but backwards it’s even more stupid…

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