My dog has no nose and people often ask me how he smells.

"Great! He just had a bath!"

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I just spent a whole hour writing with a broken pencil…

…before I realized that it was pointless…

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Why did the insult comic lose his teeth?

Because he had an acid tongue.

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Why was the visually impaired man’s artwork rejected by the gallery?

It lacked perspective.

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A duck walks into a store…

picks up a tube of Chapstick and places it on the counter. The clerk asks him, "Will that be cash or credit?". The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill".

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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A black guy walks into a bar and says shii*eeeet.

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Inflation is like the sun.

It rises every day.

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What do you call a skillet that can be any other type of skillet?

A panpan

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What did the grass say to the bee when the bee asked where he could get some pollen?

"I don't know. Cauliflower."

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