Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.
he thought his life was THE WURST.
They couldn't keep a beet.
Always on porpoise.
A young woman was walking back home late at night, and she passed a spooky cemetery. She was scared, but tried to be cool.
Then she heard the sound of howling dogs, and frightened he a lot; she the silhouette of a man in a suit, and hurried forward to him. she looked at him and found a good looking thirtyish man.
She looked at him and smiled and said: "Sorry to bother you, but the dogs and the graves creep me out"
He replied: "Don't worry, girl. I was like you before I died"
Because they have trans-sisters.
Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
It is literally, common cents.