What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant?

He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way.

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Note for Santa

Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.

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