Two fish in a tank

Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing 

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Just met a man reading the smallest text in the world.

I asked him what it said and he said, "The world goes round the sun" I said, "That's a little known fact"

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My brother…

Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist.

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A Chinese minister…

Wanted to meet Obama, but did not know to speak English. He consulted his translator who said, "Just say how are you, when you meet him and then say me too."

So he met Obama and said, "who are you" instead of how are you. Obama took this as a joke and said, "I am Michelle's husband"

On this the Chinese minister said, "me too".

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