Two fish are in a tank…
First one says: I'll drive!
Second one says: "I'll man the guns!"
…He was best pilot in Saudi Arabia
So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do.
China get something done.
Because 'Illinois you!
Darth Vader and Luke Skywaker are in an intense light saber duel. Vader attempts to gain the upper hand by distracting Luke with banter Vader" I am have power in the force you cannot comprehend. I am so powerful I can tell you what you will be getting for Christmas" Luke: Oh really, how? Vader: I can feel your presence
Well, well, well
My grandpa's favorite joke. Took my five years to get it.