Two fish are in a tank…

Two fish are in a tank…

First one says: I'll drive!

Second one says: "I'll man the guns!"

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)

My dad died in 9/11…

…He was best pilot in Saudi Arabia

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Apparently vegetables can hear when they’re being eaten.

So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Star Wars Christmas joke

Darth Vader and Luke Skywaker are in an intense light saber duel. Vader attempts to gain the upper hand by distracting Luke with banter Vader" I am have power in the force you cannot comprehend. I am so powerful I can tell you what you will be getting for Christmas" Luke: Oh really, how? Vader: I can feel your presence

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)