A man hires an Australian tour guide to lead two camels and a llama across the outback to a new nature preserve. There are no roads, so they must make the two day journey on foot with the necessary food and supplies. The guide finally shows up with the animals a day and a half late. Irritated, the man asks him, "Why is the llama carrying all the supplies??" The guide replies "Llama? I thought he was an allpacker!"
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I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble.
It scares their seeing-eye dog.
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
An ironic Paradox.
Because he was outstanding in his field
First, harm no 'do…
A 4-door pickle.
"Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!