I asked him if he knew what color-code fiber #20 was supposed to be. And as a matter of fact did he know fiber 8 and 9?
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
He had no body to go with.
To the retail store!
The bartender says, what will you have?
Skeleton says, a beer… and a mop
He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog
To reach the other slide
(I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)