What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

Most everyone you ask will respond R (Arrrr!)

To which you respond (in your best pirate voice) No, it be da C!

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