It lifts their spirits.
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A:: A juicy Necktarine!
What is worse than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A:: Hailing Taxis.
Why won't Dracula bite Taylor Swift?
A:: Because she's got badddd bloooddd
How come mummies cannot go on vacations?
A:: They're afraid they will relax and unwind
letter G (lethargy)
They see a small man sitting in the corner. They gather around and start to harass him. One biker picks up his coffee and pours it in his lap. "What are you gonna do about it?" he asks. The man just sits there. Another biker picks up the syrup bottle and pours syrup all over the man's head. "How about now?" Still, the man just sits there.
The bikers laugh and go sit down. The man gets up and goes to the bathroom to clean up, then he pays his check and leaves.
The waitress walks over to the bikers to get their order. One of the bikers says to her, "That guy wasn't much of a man, was he?"
She looks out the window and says, "No, and he's not much of a truck driver either. He just ran over all those motorcycles."
Don't bother, he's not coming.
Because they're all dead.
And the horse answers, "They've started a round of layoffs at the plant."