What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State.

I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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My first job…

Your joke for today!

My first job out of college was a "diesel fitter" at a pantyhose factory…

As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "Yep, deez'll fit her!"

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Waste Collection is Possible with a Professional Company

These days, there are professional companies in cleaning field and they can offer cleaning services without any difficulty. They have big machines and equipment to pick every sort of waste material.

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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Timmy: I’m Hungary…

Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge?

Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.

Mum: Hmmm… Maybe you'll find some Turkey.

Timmy: Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck!

Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.

Timmy: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile.

Mum: Denmark your name on the can.

Timmy: Kenya do it for me?

Mum: OK, I'm Ghana do it.

Timmy: Thanks, i'm so tired. Iran for an hour today.

Mum: It Tokyo long enough.

Timmy: Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes…!

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I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting…

It said that he later had a massive vowel movement.

Maybe a dirty joke.

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