I once ate a watch.

It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Bridge Out?

Driving down a country road, I ignored a bright "Bridge Out Ahead" sign and continued on. A minute later I found myself facing a road completely barricaded, so I turned around and retraced my route. That's when I saw a sign on the back of the first sign that said…

"It was, wasn't it?"

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