A few amoosing cow jokes

How does a cow become invisible?

Through camooflage

Why are theaters popular among cows?

They enjoy watching moovies

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument?

A moosician

That is all; Hope these put you in a good mooood.

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A blind man walks into a bar.

And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

I don't think hes alright now.

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Two fish were in a tank

one asked, "How do we drive this thing"

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