He's too bright.
I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft.
So I made a plain planed plane plane.
but I know for I wont get a reaction…
…because he lost interest.
…but the cost of overheads was too high.
Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara?
Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start.
Because they have their own scales!
And they hire a hydro-plane to take them out there. When they get there they pilot tells them "Okay, be back here same time next week and I'll pick you up" The guys say okay and go about their trip. The week roll around and the guys are back at the docks to meet the plane. Now both guys were really lucky and had each killed a moose, when the pilot sees this he says "Hey guys, I can't fit that all on the plane, we won't make it off the water!" The guys look at each other and shrug saying "Well the last guy said that, but he took us." The pilot looks at his plane and the load again and begrudgingly says "Allright".
They barely get off the water and barely miss the trees when WHAM! Right in the side of the mountain. The guys are laying out in the dirt and one sys to the other. "Hey Jake, where are we?"
Jake looks around for a bit and says "Oh, 'bout a half a mile further than we were last time"
It saw the salad dressing.
A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s.