And the doctor asks his symptoms. He says he's sikh and in pain.
A Roman Catholic.
A dog walks into a telegraph office and finds a bored clerk sitting behind the desk.
The clerk looks at the dog and asks "Are you here to send a telegraph?"
The Dog paws at the ground and barks.
The clerk laughs and says "Okay, what message do you want to send?"
The dog barks "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!"
The Clerk writes it down, and then offers, "You know, for the same price, you can fit one more 'woof' in there."
Dog gives him a puzzled look and says "But then it wouldn't make any sense."