[MORAL] It’s not always a bad thing to be last!

All the ugly people on earth die and go to heaven. Being that they had to live ugly all their lives, G*d decided to grant them all one wish! One by one in a line they start to get their wish granted… "I want to beautiful, I want to be smart and beautiful". After days of waiting and listening to everyones request, the last guy finally gets to the front of the line and G*d asks, "what is your wish my son?" The last guy with a smile on his face says "I wish them all to be ugly again!"

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Free Wifi…

…is more insecure than a nerd on prom night.

EDIT: Title should have said public wifi, since it has no security.

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3 ducks were swimming in a pond

There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to appear in court the next day so the judge called up duck #1 and asked what were you doing in a pond swimming after midnight the duck said "blowing bubbles" So then the judge called up duck #2 and asked the same question and the duck said "blowing bubbles". Then the judge called up duck #3 and said let me guess you were blowing bubbles to and the duck said "No I am BUBBLES"

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