Cos he has mouth full of sheet
Because dad dog didnt come in b***h duhh
All the ugly people on earth die and go to heaven. Being that they had to live ugly all their lives, G*d decided to grant them all one wish! One by one in a line they start to get their wish granted… "I want to beautiful, I want to be smart and beautiful". After days of waiting and listening to everyones request, the last guy finally gets to the front of the line and G*d asks, "what is your wish my son?" The last guy with a smile on his face says "I wish them all to be ugly again!"
…is more insecure than a nerd on prom night.
EDIT: Title should have said public wifi, since it has no security.
There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to appear in court the next day so the judge called up duck #1 and asked what were you doing in a pond swimming after midnight the duck said "blowing bubbles" So then the judge called up duck #2 and asked the same question and the duck said "blowing bubbles". Then the judge called up duck #3 and said let me guess you were blowing bubbles to and the duck said "No I am BUBBLES"
Congratulations, have you lost weight? Even better… I've bought new pants!!!