A great way to espresso yourself
When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades.
Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs
It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake!
I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife
Some highly important holidays are coming up, and as he often does, my Rabbi asked me to help him find some jokes, based on specific topics he'll be speaking about. I left his phrasing as is for context(?). He mangled the spelling of my name so badly I almost did not recognize it.
If it's not a Jewish joke, don't worry about it, so long as it's a joke. I've gotten plenty of jokes off of catholic websites that I've edited as needed, so just leave them as is, it's not an issue. I'd definitely prefer jokes longer than just set-up: punchline, thank you all in advance!
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