You open the door and put the giraffe in it and close the door.
How do you put an alligator in a refrigirator? You open the door, take the griaffe out, and then put the alligator in, and then close the door. There was an animal meeting in the middle of the jungle. One animal didn't attend it. Who didn't attend it? The alligator, becaus he was still stuck in that refirigirator.
Those who can count and those who can't.
He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
turns out it was the refrigerator
Because they have a high turnover rate.
He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.
“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if I’ve been staring, but you look just like me son who died recently.
“I’m sorry for your loss,” the young man replied. “Is there anything I can do for you?”
“Well, as I’m leaving, could you just say ‘Goodbye, mother!?’ It would make me feel so much better.”
She gave him a sweet smile.
“Of course I can,” the young man promised.
As she gathered her bags and left, he called out “Goodbye, mother!” just as she had requested, feeling good about her smile.
Stepping up to the counter, he saw that his total was about $100 higher than it should be.
“That amount is wrong,” he said. “I only have a few items!”
The clerk explained, “Oh, your mother said that you would pay for her."
I'll show my way out
Fried chicken you racist!
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