He didn't want to have a cow
Don't get caught stealing crows!!
The bartender says, "Hello gentlemen, first time here?"
The agents reply, "Yes it is."
The bartender says, "Great! Would you like to hear our specials?"
The agents go, "No need, we heard them earlier."
He said, "Well you know what they say, gas all day keeps others away."
Unemployed & unemployable.
You park in it, man
The guy threw me out.
He has a real sense of community.