A Tight-fisted Soldier.

Two pals were strolling through a military graveyard to pay their respect to fallen heroes. They came across a peculiar gravestone which had an Inscription saying: "Here lies John Avare, a miser till the very end"

Pal 1: That's a very weird inscription to put on someone's grave, I wonder how he died?

Pal 2: My dad mentioned him once, apparently he wouldn't give anything away, money, possessions, not even a live hand grenade.

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Watch for bears this holiday weekend

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.

Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.

It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.

Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

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Girl: “Which Laptop Do You Have?”

Boy: “Dell XPS15, i7 Processor, 2.2 Ghz, LED Display, 4GB Ram, 1TB Hard Disk And 2GB Nvdia Grafics Card And Which 1 You Have?”

Girl: “Don't you see the pink Laptop

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