Pick a cod, any cod…
So they can Scandinavian
It's cutting-hedge technology!
I came across this exercise suggested for the over 40's to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
The article suggested doing it three days a week.
Begin by standing on a comfortable, flat surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 1kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to hold for a full minute, then relax.
Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 5kg potato bag. Then a 7kg potato bag and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 10kg potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
(I'm at this level).
- When you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the bags…
The kids discovered an old typewriter in the attic. Though it was old, it was still well preserved. Of course, dad had to explain…
He got a sheet of paper, put it in the machine, and started typing…
The kids were amazed, and started firing questions like:
Where do you plug it in?
Dad says "you don't have to plug it in".
Where are the batteries?
Dad replies "no batteries needed".
What software does it use?
Dad (smiling) says "no software required".
Kids: "WOW Dad! Why didn't they invent this LONG AGO?!"
Advertisement In Shop: 'Guitar, for sale…… Cheap…… no strings attached.'
Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room: 'Smoking Helps You Lose Weight…. One Lung At A Time!'
On a bulletin board: 'Success Is Relative. The More The Success, The More The Relatives.'
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking…. I Gave Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses…. He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School: 'If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way…'
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
It was raining Datsun cogs…
Because I have a Crush on you…
…but it's not a very good one.