Clothes, but no cigar…
Yeah, it just skips from July 3rd to July 5th.
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He got fired, terrible… They found out he couldn't concentrate.
He always executes!
it's unclear if it was foul play, or the cat's curiosity, but the poor thing was nearly frozen when we discovered her later that day.
We called the veterinarian to ask for advice, or see if we should rush her in. Surprisingly, the vet said our cat would be just fine, but we needed to give her a teaspoon of unleaded fuel. The vet warned that she wouldn't like it, but it would work something like smelling salts and wake her right up.
I was skeptical, but managed to get our cat's mouth open and dutifully poured in the teaspoon of fuel. She came to life instantly! She was not happy – hissing, spitting, and running all over the house. Then, just as suddenly, she came to a stop and fell over.
I called the vet back, confused and worried by this behavior. The vet assured me that this was completely normal. Our cat simply ran out of gas.
He's dead under Sainsbury's.