what is iWitness?

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

LOLLLL :):)

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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but…??

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. LOLLLLL :):):)

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Girlfriend or Soccer?

8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or Soccer?!

10 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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Wife to Husband: “How would you describe me?”

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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SAVE OUR OCEANS, ONE PRANK AT A TIME!

There are trillions of pieces of trash in our oceans and that number grows everyday.

Our company, JunkMail, strives to help clean our oceans, one prank at a time.

Our model is simple, we go and collect trash from our local beaches, clean in with eco-friendly cleaner, wrap it up in a nice biodegradable bag, and send it to your worst enemy with a card reading "You're Trashy". Each bag is labelled with the exact coordinates of where the garbage was collected, so you can see where the trash originated from.

We guarantee there's some trashy people in your life. Recent break up? Boss being a jerk? Co-worker gets promotion? Friend gets married? Guy looks at you wrong?

We want to spread awareness about the garbage and waste problems in our oceans, and give people a comdeic way to do so.

So check us out and help SAVE OUR OCEANS!

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