…he walks up to the lady, she has a name tag , on it says Wack, her name's Mrs. Wack.
"Can I get a loan?"
"I don't know, you're a frog."
"Well, I want a loan."
"Well, what's your name?"
"You're not Kermit the frog!"
"No no no, I was named after him, the name's Kermit Jagger. My father's Mick Jagger, my mother's a frog, and I'm their offspring, see. Well, anyways, I want a loan for a lily pad."
"Well, I don't know if you can have one. Do you have any collateral?"
"Well, I have this."
The frog pulls out a little shiny pink elephant.
"This is my collateral."
So Mrs. Wack looks at it, her name's Patty and says.
"I don't think this is much collateral, you know. But I'll talk to the bank manager about it."
She goes to the bank manager and says "There's a frog out there, Kermit Jagger, gave me this d**n thing. Do you have any idea of what this is?"
The bank manager says "Let me see now, what is this?"
"This is a knickknack, Patty Wack, give that frog a loan, his old man's a Rollin' stone!"