A young woman was walking back home late at night, and she passed a spooky cemetery. She was scared, but tried to be cool.
Then she heard the sound of howling dogs, and frightened he a lot; she the silhouette of a man in a suit, and hurried forward to him. she looked at him and found a good looking thirtyish man.
She looked at him and smiled and said: "Sorry to bother you, but the dogs and the graves creep me out"
He replied: "Don't worry, girl. I was like you before I died"