Cop: I will need to see your license and registration please
Driver: first you should probably know I have a gun in my glove compartment.
Driver: yes. And a dead body in my back seat and drugs in the trunk.
Cop: sir I will need you to step out of the vehicle while I call for backup.
[more police officers come and search the car.]
Officer 2: officer, there is no gun, drugs, or dead body in the car.
Driver: and I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!