A man gets pulled over for speeding

Cop: I will need to see your license and registration please

Driver: first you should probably know I have a gun in my glove compartment.

Cop: really?

Driver: yes. And a dead body in my back seat and drugs in the trunk.

Cop: sir I will need you to step out of the vehicle while I call for backup.

[more police officers come and search the car.]

Officer 2: officer, there is no gun, drugs, or dead body in the car.

Driver: and I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!

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