A Tight-fisted Soldier.

Two pals were strolling through a military graveyard to pay their respect to fallen heroes. They came across a peculiar gravestone which had an Inscription saying: "Here lies John Avare, a miser till the very end"

Pal 1: That's a very weird inscription to put on someone's grave, I wonder how he died?

Pal 2: My dad mentioned him once, apparently he wouldn't give anything away, money, possessions, not even a live hand grenade.

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