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Me and my friend are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from the pet shop…

I've just taken the lead…

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Margaret Thatcher said “If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.”

But if you want absolutely nothing said or done, ask a cat.

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While watching TV last night, I said to my wife, “I’ve decided that when I die, I’m leaving everything to you.”

She replied, "You already do that, dear."

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