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Why did the motivational speaker find moisture drying chemicals so frustrating?

Because so far, it's been all failure trying to turn a desiccant into a desic-can.

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Apparently the fingerprint scanner on the iPhone can be unlocked by a cat’s paw…

I was wondering how they managed to upload all those videos onto YouTube.

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I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him…

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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A genie came out of a lamp, but he would only grant one wish: I had to choose between perfect memory or a million bucks.

I put all the money in the safe, but now I can't remember the combination.

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