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Mushroom walks into a bar..

Bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.” Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”

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“Back in the day…” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well.”

“But today…” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras.”

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Mime artist jailed for battering another mime artist in London…

The suspect tried to run away, but got caught in an imaginary oncoming wind.

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