I said, “It’s sedate.”
It's rated arrrrrgh.
Never trust acupuncturists…
they'll stab you in the back.
He floated his stock while everybody else was being liquidated.
It’s Hans free.
Courtesy Darren Walsh
…I look into the mirror the other day, and I says to her "Honey, I look into the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man. And I need you to give me a compliment." She says "Alright then. Well, your eye sight is darn near perfect."
…One time we were driving, and went pass a bunch of animals. There was a pig, and cow, and a horse. And I admit this was cruel, I was mad at her. I said "Hey, you see that pig, that cow, and that horse. Remind you of any of your relatives?" She says "Yeah, my in laws."
Now I'm finished…
…maybe I'll have to start going to AA meetings…
Every time I knocked, I thought, "Oh man, they've already got one."