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Cat with 16 lives

There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4×4 and it died.

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This is probably the best joke that I -a dad- have ever come up with

I bought my 19 year old daughter a new bed for when she goes off to university. She was undecided about whether she wanted to keep it.

I told her to sleep on it.

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