Frankenstein..

Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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I think winning the war on drugs is impossible.

I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs.

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A blind man walks into a bar

and a table and a chair.

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How did the hipster burn his tongue

Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool

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I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

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What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say?

I yam that I yam.

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

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Have you heard my unemployment joke?

Yea it needs a little work.

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