Know what you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?

A slow swimmer.

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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.

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The worst part of having insomnia

Is knowing I have to eat spiders while I’m awake to maintain my yearly average.

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You hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally p**p your pants.

But he's still making fun of me.

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Why won’t Kim Jong-un use his nuclear weapons?

He's afraid it'll ruin his Korea.

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NUDIST BMOC

Q. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and a dozen donuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? A. The girl who can eat the last donut.

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Zahir, where’s the remote??

idk, Haded haded it

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So it iz centrifugally agreed upon, dhat u & ur party hav the jurisdiction:

(2) makeS CAKEs

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I haven’t slept for ten days.

That would be far too long.

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