I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it.
Scuba – Doo!
I don't remember what it was about
To escape from all the n*****s who were smoking crack and spreading AIDS
They become disorientated!
YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!
I'm bored! (As in board)
Another one from my 9 year-old.
A nun noticed after doing the orders' laundry that their clothes had gotten a bit gray and faded from their original black as though some bleach had gotten in. In a effort to save the order some money, mother superior purchased some black dye and asked the sister to try to fix the clothes. The sister tried and tried but it didn't work because as everyone knows old habits are hard to dye.