Did you hear the joke about the fast car?

I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it.

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What do you call a deep-sea diving dog?

Scuba – Doo!

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

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I just read this article about short term memory

I don't remember what it was about

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Why did the Russian cross the road?

To escape from all the n*****s who were smoking crack and spreading AIDS

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What happens when you spin an Asian person around?

They become disorientated!

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

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Why did Chairman Mao simplify the Chinese writing system?

He feared the radicals.

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board)

Another one from my 9 year-old.

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The nun and the laundry

A nun noticed after doing the orders' laundry that their clothes had gotten a bit gray and faded from their original black as though some bleach had gotten in. In a effort to save the order some money, mother superior purchased some black dye and asked the sister to try to fix the clothes. The sister tried and tried but it didn't work because as everyone knows old habits are hard to dye.

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