I never hold grudges,

my father did and I always hated him for it

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Where animal does Russian milk come from?

moscows

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What’s another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

The atoms family.

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What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

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What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday-

Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.

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I had a near death experience and I saw heaven.

There were people screaming and there was fire everywhere.

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Mirror Job

Inspecting mirrors is a job i can really see myself doing.

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I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day-

-that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.

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